10 Minutes KBC

With the increasing trend of game shows and return of KBC, we just thought that heyyy, why not have our shot at it, answering questions and having a good time doing that. Let’s have a dig into things that we so often notice, things that are in the news recently and many more and try figuring out their answers. And of course, no life lines here!

We prepared an exclusive questionnaire here and felt that we should introduce you all to it, and then perhaps have your answers in the comments section of the post. We’ll walk you through a few questions though, so let’s begin our 10 minutes KBC and P.S: It’s not your 10 questions to fame.

1.    What do you think happened to the Indian team on the recently concluded England tour?

a.       Their wives and girlfriends were not allowed to accompany them

b.      World cup jeet liya hai, aur kya bacchon ki jaan loge

c.       Some players in the Indian team are still single and thought winning hearts is more important

d.      The English crowd cheered the Indian players by repeated yelling of “bhaag bhaag DK Bose, aandhi aayi h”

Well well well, what to say, if it is the last option, then just let England team come to India, we will yell out to them, the complete and the better version of the song, surely!

2.    Did you ever run away from home?

a.       Yes, I remember that day very well. I got late for school, I ran away.

b.      Yes, and when I came back, my grandmother also sang “ Maa da laadla bigad gaya”

c.       My girlfriend asked me to elope, just to realize that she was a guy, he was a guy, ohh, whatever

d.      Yes, I was rather kicked out for kissing our maid

I am really interested to know the answer of this one and don’t say it’s the first option :D…

Anyways, let’s  move on to the next..

3.    What did Shoaib Akhtar think when he made public the comments about Sachin in his autobiography?

a.       Should I write about all my controversies...naah, writing about Sachin would me enough to make profits.

b.      Damn, my book is currently priced at Rs. 50, how to increase its price(and we must confess his marketing skills are good)

c.       Ohh god, everyone is coming with an autobiography, I must also write one

d.      (Thought of Sachin) Dil mera churaya kyun(and then thinks about the sixes Sachin hit at Centurion during World cup) jab ye dil todna hee tha)

Do we really need to say something about it? (Yes, we used “it” for Shoaib Akhtar, not the book)

4.    What would be your first reaction if the girl you have a crush on texts you at 2 in the night?

a.       Dance on the bed hugging you pillow

b.      Text your close friends about this happening

c.       Would not believe my eyes and check if somebody has changed contacts and is playing prank on you

d.      Would flirt with her seamlessly.

To be on safe side I personally would prefer to first go with checking if it’s a prank and then you can dance, hug and tell the world about it :P..

5.    How do you feel about Rahul Gandhi becoming the next PM?

a.       Bacche ko apni mummy par kaafi confidence hai

b.      He has the support of both SRK(SRK’s name was rahul afterall in many movies) and Gandhis, so he has a fair chance

c.       No chance!! Saare Italy wale humare desh ko nahi chalayenge…

d.      Girls think he is so cute and the most eligible bachelor, so emotionally he might get some votes

To all the girls, a cute, sweet and sensitive person is not what we are looking for in our prime minister. Had it been so, all Gay people will be the most eligible for it …

6.    What is the first thought that comes to your mind when you used to see you college question paper?

a.       What the hell is this...show me the datesheet!

b.      What chapter should I see in the washroom, how will I give an excuse for half an hour spent there?

c.       What the f^@#....

d.      God!! Iss baar pass kara do….just one last and final time…. I will surely study in the next exam.

Ahh! I used to go to the washroom just to find that somebody stole all the notebooks and notes form there L…

Now the next one is gonna be funny, understand the pun-intended!

7.    What will be the first thing you would say to yourself when you read a girl wearing Nike t-shirt reading “just do it”?

a.       Ok!!

b.      No, thanks

c.       Wowww, Really?

d.      Hindi conversion of the line “just do it”.

8.    What do you when people talk about philosophy providing a lot of gyan?

a.       Check whether the person is feverish

b.      Start singing loudly and madly

c.       Ask for their fee

d.      Tell them they are as special as Tushar kapoor is in Bollywood.

Somebody once said to me, “money is really not the root of all evil. Lack of love is”…..and I said whhhhaaattt??

9.    How do u feel about the rumour of Shakira, Mike Tyson, Navjot Singh Siddu and about the excitement of Jonty Rhodes to meet poonam pandey in big boss house?

a.       Why so much buzz about it, Will Poonam Pandey strip on big boss?

b.      Leave the rest, Shakira is so hottt!!!!!

c.       What’s up with Jonty Rhodes? Poonam pandey, really????

d.      Rumour? I thought it was true.

Who knows what will happen but I hope TRPs of the channel will increase now that “Baalika Vaddhu” has also flopped.

10.    What do you feel about everyday changing Facebook look?

a.       Dude, goggle+ is nowhere your competitor…stop worrying

b.      It’s AWKWARDly sensational Mr. Zuckerburg!!

c.       Mark Zuckerberg is right, “it has reborn” and that is why I don’t understand the stupid look

d.      It reminds me of a song from a SRK movie. “Roz naye packet me beche tumko cheez purani”!!

I am still scrolling over their congested tickle or whatever it was called to find some crispy updates :D…

So, we are perhaps done with our 10 minutes questionnaire, but wait, did we deceive you by the title of the post at once? We hope not!! ;)

These questions may not be very informative and general knowledge-like and neither do they make us any more intellectual but these are SERIOUS issues of our lives. So, lets answer such important questions. Your answers are awaited in the comments section.

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